seven lists

1. wow. it's friday AGAIN. it's ALWAYS friday. if i had a toonie for every time it was friday, i'd have enough money to buy mongolia and fill it with paper airplaines made out of very expensive cardstock.
2. i've had this skirt for well over a year now--maybe a year and a half, even--and i just now realized it still has the remove before washing or wearing tag on it.
3. yesterday, after calling in sick to work, i trekked back to bed only to find another one of those centipede things walking on my pillow. i became very distraught and a little bit mad. BUG! this is MY pillow!
4. BUT. barclay cheered me up by making a fort-bed in the living room and sleeping upstairs with me last night--AND promising to buy me some spider-blaster azap so that we can reclaim our bedroom.
5. barclay says, "those are not centipedes. they are not christopher walken. they are called sow bugs." i don't care. they are going to kill me.
6. i love the thesaurus. i looked up "awesome" in the thesaurus, and they gave me "zero-cool" as a synonym. i thought that was awesome. i mean, i thought that was zero-cool.
7. about one time every year, i foolishly decide i can cut my own bangs. with the same scissors i use to chop the tops off of freezies.
8. my bangs look AWFUL. sorry shlee, i am about to ruin your wedding pictures.
9. i really, really am sorry. bad bridesmaid. woe is me. and other self-loathing exclamatory remarks.
10. i just drank four glasses of water in rapid succession. burble burble. my lungs are drownding.
11. did you GO to google.com today? you can play pacman on the google masthead. it is a massive time-waster and i love it.

smilers never lose, and frowners never win

i'm going to a party.
it's a wedding party and it's shlee's wedding party.
BECAUSE! she's getting MARRIED on SATURDAY!
i'm going to be the maid of honor, and joy's going to take the pictures and we'll all probably eat too much.
everyone, all together now, wave at your computer screen and say, "HAPPY WEDDING, SHLEE!!"
if you didn't, you maybe still could, just now.
as for the riddle:

the answer is nascar!!!

but i'm just kidding:

the answer is a splinter!!!


 c to the rystal and kelly ann and joni got it right.
and what do they win, bob?

A [look at a crappy picture of a] HOUSE!!!!