i'm going to a party.
it's a wedding party and it's shlee's wedding party.
BECAUSE! she's getting MARRIED on SATURDAY!
i'm going to be the maid of honor, and joy's going to take the pictures and we'll all probably eat too much.
everyone, all together now, wave at your computer screen and say, "HAPPY WEDDING, SHLEE!!"
if you didn't, you maybe still could, just now.
as for the riddle:
the answer is nascar!!!
but i'm just kidding:
the answer is a splinter!!!
c to the rystal and kelly ann and joni got it right.
and what do they win, bob?
A [look at a crappy picture of a] HOUSE!!!!

