Monday, July 26, 2010

psycho killers: a paper rant



31 comments:

Cara said...

Loved this paper rant, as usual.
Especially the fact that, you're right.
They don't care if the door is locked or not.
They will kill.

xoxox

Chess said...

Second to last pic = HAHA

Amanda said...

oh my, this cracked me up because I definitely have those thoughts too! :) I think mine come from watching too many episodes of Criminal Minds.

AmberDenae said...

pure epic-ness. i am the same way. last night, i forgot to dead bolt the door. i didn't even realize it until THIS MORNING. that is insane because i always check my door like 5 times before i go to bed. i live alone. psycho killers could totally get me. i'm not strong. i'm weak. i feel as though i would die of terror before they could actually kill me anyway. so, in the end they would still lose. yikes. how morbid.

Steven Cain said...

Sweet psycho karate kick...

Oh, and since you mentioned Barclay coming to the rescue: I noticed that my spiders are creeping back. And well, you bombed your bugs about the same time I bombed my bugs...So you might want to keep your peepers open for sow bugs and what-not.

Chantelle said...

"lack of respect for my living-ness"... HA! :) Thanks for the chuckle. (Lord knows I needed it today!)

Kara said...

"let's go killing!"

LOLZ. I love this so much. These posts are so creative and awesome and hilarious and true and I'm in love with you, kthx.

this free bird said...

dear suzy.

true dat.

when you were over at me blog did you examine this post?

http://thisfreebird.blogspot.com/2010/07/sleepin-cool-in-heat.html

i barely escaped with my life...out the side door that is in my bedroom - while they walked around in the other part of the house.

just sayin'

and no, girlfriend, they did not use the door.

they laundryroom window suited them just fine.

xoxo,
carrie

this free bird said...

ps-i grew up east of edmonton on the farm!!!

-carrie
but the psycho breakin happened in southern cal where i now live.

go figure (she says dripping with sarcasm)

shari @ little blue deer said...

That's great! Most men leave a baseball bat by the door in case the psycho killer gets in, my husband leaves a giant pastry roller. Gotta love it. XO!

Linz said...

oh my gosh, i fell to the floor laughing my head off. not good considering i was at work. O_O

thanks for following me, and since you made laugh to the point of falling, i'm following you too. :D hurrah!

biscuit said...

you are AMAZING. and hilarious.

Gabbi said...

Very much relate... and will try to comfort myself with this next time I get the urge check the door late late at night! :)

stephanie said...

We usually don't lock the door (out of lazyness) but what's even worse: my everforgetful man left the keys on the OUTSIDE of the door twice (TWICE) already.
And I only noticed the next day when leaving for work
So anyone could've just stepped in.
Or locked us up in our own house.

Nothing happened though.
I guess that's an advantage of living in a street of which everyone knows there's nothing to get :)


So sleep thight, they're not even interested :)


stephanie

Ladyulia said...

nice blog
I'm glad to find it

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

For a minute there I thought I wrote this paper rant. Hahahaha. Sounds like something I go through on a day to day basis because of my neighbor. This post definitely goes well with my post. hehehehe....

cheers to psycho neighbors!

Holly Knitlightly said...

I LOVED this so so much! Hahaha oh man!

And I love your little thing before the comments, your cheer! Hilarious. I'm totally subscribing to your blog.

Ms. Emily Ann said...

I find myself climbing out of bed to double check the lock as well - thank goodness for strong men to keep us safe <3

Fear is a Dirty Word said...

haha this is adorable! Love the blog dear, I'm following.
xoxo
-Sam

Meg! said...

Omg this is so fun! I love it! I often go through similar stories in my head. And... oMG... I love Family Matters. I used to watch it after school every day. Urkel!!

Jammer said...

haha LOVE IT!

http://jammer10am.blogspot.com/

ALFIE said...

seriously laughing out loud at this!! not only because you wrote it brilliantly--but because i've been there.

love it!

Michelle said...

duuuude. You are awesome. And I should probably stop calling people dude. That stopped being cool in like the 90s.

But, hey, thanks for making my day a little brighter!

suzy said...

this free bird: i DID read that story--SO SCARY. i told it to my husband and said, "SEE. things like this HAPPEN!"
:)
linz, biscuit, holly, mel, sam: thanks for following! you're so nice.
meg: oh family matters. so best.
michelle: you can call me dude. :)
all of you all else: thanks and cheers and have a good day!

an9e1a said...

So I'm late in my commenting, but that's ok. :) I just wanted to tell you how much I adore your picture of the psycho killer karate kicking the door in. Nice. That made my night... er, early morning! :D

A Way To Describe Me With No Words.... said...

really cool paper rant. I especially loved the pictures on it.

MrsFord said...

whats better than big strong husbands? also, that song is now firmly stuck in my head. finally, thanks for stopping by my blog!

Sam said...

That is hilarious and actually very sensible at the same time!! :0)

Mrs. Blimes said...

Hil-freakin-larious! :0)

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

heheh this is too much fun! and this is SO me that my roommate sent me this link. i'm cracking up cuz i can relate. haha - thanks for sharing this!!!

evasuejane. said...

i feel like you understand my life.

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