Wednesday, September 15, 2010

neurotic

my cell phone is bright green.
the color of a traffic light telling you to go go go get going get gone
i looked and looked and couldnt find my cell phone anywhere in the house and you'd think you'd think you'd think it would be easy to find something so bright somewhere in someplace so small but it's not it wasn't and it drove me up the wall
hufffffffffffff....
that is the sound of me trying to calm down.

i will be real with you: i get worked up really easy these days. and then from up it's a long way down and i'm afraid of heights.
but a missing cell phone is ok, i'm ok, it's ok.

i give up and decide to call it from my home phone. enough running up stairs down stairs from room to room and up stairs again, i'll just call it.
beep beep beep-beep beep beep beep
ring
ring
ring
ring
click: you have reached the voice mail of samantha brown. i am not able to take your call right now--

what.

beep beep beep-beep beep beep beep
ring
ring
ring
ring

click: you have reached the voice mail of samantha brown. i am not able to take your call right now--

i hang up, confused.
i don't know my phone number.

7 comments:

Mrs. Indecisive said...

wait...like the traveler samanth brown? Cause I'd like the number if it's her!

an9e1a said...

LOL. Poor Suzy... I hope you find it soon! (And maybe store your number in a safe place?) ;)

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha, awesome. you are too cool for words my friend.

Joni said...

we have the same cell phone, I saw so on your vlog!
Hope you find it soon!

AmberDenae said...

Haha, thats amazing. I just got a new phone number and I still don't know it. I had the same number since I was 16- parting with my old number was VERY difficult for me. Kinda silly. Hope you found your phone :)

Amy @ AGirlCalledBeloved said...

can you please change professions and become a stand-up comedian, then come to my hometown and do a show?! Yes, please do. Cause you are wonderful!
(and I do realize that this is one of those things where you would need funding...so now my dreams a crushed. ha!) but you should consider it.
=)

kiersten said...

suzy. i tried texting you to see if that would work. i can facebook you your number if that would help?