Thursday, March 12, 2009

suzi the racist (accidentally) dragon

i always say the wrong thing at the loudest volume in the worst place. this is the definition of having a big mouth. rats.
a few days ago, i was in robin's doughnuts, ordering there for the very first time in my life. and it crossed my mind that it was very, eerily, similar to tim horton's. the food, the menus, the atmosphere, but different, at the same time. so i loudly announced to barclay, "HMM. THIS IS JUST LIKE EATING AT TIM HORTON'S, BUT IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY!"
unfortunately for me, the man who was taking our order happened to be chinese. so it was, actually, exactly like eating at tim horton's in a different country. like, say, china.
barclay was mortified, and shushed me quickly.

5 comments:

Crystal said...

OH DEAR!!!! I miss you Suzy :)

Marian said...

suzi...i miss you
you should email me at marian@tlc.org.za (that way i can access it at the farm that i am at) also you should send me home address.....
also, do you remember the commment you made at yipyongs (or something like that)

Marian said...

oh, home address being your regina one

The Penners said...

I would have laughed at you. Too funny!

CourtBourt said...

I say stuff at the wrong time, too. One time, at school, I remember announcing very loudly to Kari, "I SAY THE WRONG THINGS AT THE WRONG TIME!" and Mrs. Keith walked by. Surprised she didn't give me detention right then and there for a crime I didn't commit in front of her.