i always say the wrong thing at the loudest volume in the worst place. this is the definition of having a big mouth. rats.
a few days ago, i was in robin's doughnuts, ordering there for the very first time in my life. and it crossed my mind that it was very, eerily, similar to tim horton's. the food, the menus, the atmosphere, but different, at the same time. so i loudly announced to barclay, "HMM. THIS IS JUST LIKE EATING AT TIM HORTON'S, BUT IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY!"
unfortunately for me, the man who was taking our order happened to be chinese. so it was, actually, exactly like eating at tim horton's in a different country. like, say, china.
barclay was mortified, and shushed me quickly.