i don't like milk on cereal. it makes it soggy.
but i do like cereal. a lot.
sooo...instead of milk..i melt peanut butter over my cereal every morning.
this morning i dropped the flipping bowl of peanut butter cereal, and the thing shattered, and the kitchen was saturated in hot peanut butter with shards of glass stuck in it.
it looked like someone pooed all over my kitchen.