the only time i was ever immature

city driving. it freaks me out. i'm a small town girl, this is all quite bewildering.

when i first started city driving, i remember an encounter with a very large man in a white truck. he tried to merge into my lane, and when i didn't leave enough space for him to get in, he was instantly angry. that was annoying, it was rush hour, i couldn't slam on my breaks fast enough for him. when he honked angrily and shook his fist at me, i wasn't sure what to do. i stuck my tongue out at him. [immature? most definately. i have grown up since then.]

it made him madder than i have ever seen anyone in my life. he stuck his tongue out back at me, and shook his head vigorously, his face reddening and his double chin flapping back and forth.

so now i just use my "i'm only 16 and am quite lost in this big city and i'm just really really sorry" face.

it's 100% effective.