dontcha wish your girlfriend had superpowers like me?

i have wrinkled old lady prune hands today.
oh, guess what? this is exciting: everything i say, comes true.
ie) the other day i said to someone, "i have never seen a taxi cab pulled over by a police car. ever." and a little while later that day i said to someone else, "i have never seen a police car on prince of wales. ever."
the very next day, driving down prince of wales, i see a taxi cab pulled over by a police car.
k, honestly, you scoff, but really.
what are the odds?