Thursday, December 4, 2008

3 work days left

talked to a crazy today. oh, she didn't look or act crazy. she was very nice, well dressed, perfect teeth, busniness suit. she came into staples and, after complimenting me profusely on my smile, offered me a job. i asked what her business was and she wouldn't tell me. just told me to come for coffee with her and find out. i asked what the name of the business was and she simply said, "we deal in people, not numbers and statistics. come for coffee and i'll tell you more about it." i asked if it was actually a real job and she said, "not a job...a business opportunity. if you'd let me buy you a coffee i'd explain more." i politely declined. she said, "why not? if you like it, you could expand your horizens. you could make money. if you don't like it, at least we had coffee." i think she's just lonely.

5 comments:

Crystal said...

do you have no sympathy for the lonely? what if I came into staples and offered you a job if you would come have coffee with me? Would you turn me down? haha:)

CourtBourt said...

Aww, poor lady.

But, three work days left! WOOT!

Joni said...

I think she was a lady pimp.
Now everyone will read my comment and call me a cold hearted wench. But still....

francine said...

crystal, offer me a job. i dare you. then we will have coffee.

Crystal said...

haha...if I offer you a job does that mean that you'll move to Winnipeg?