Wednesday, November 26, 2008

rolaids guy

today, i had enough. today, i became a quitter. today was AWESOME.
i said, "Reg, this is my two week's notice."
and just like that, i'm done. well, in two weeks from today. i will be DONE.
an example of people i will not miss:
mr frumpy grumpy rolaids guy. he comes in and asks, "where's your rolaids?"
i say, "we don't have rolaids."
he says, "well..can you check?"
i say, "i'm sure we don't have rolaids."
so he goes over to the candy shelf and starts looking for rolaids.
i wait for a moment...
"are you sure you don't have rolaids?"
i shake my head. up and down. vigorously. furiously. adamantly. i'm sure. i'm 100% sure. i'd stake my life on it, sir, get out.
now he's mad. at me! for not having rolaids.
he says, "well! i thought you'd have rolaids. you certainly have everything BUT rolaids..."
huffily, he walks out.
it's called staples, guy, not the rolaids store.

2 comments:

CourtBourt said...

Good for you! I'm glad that you're quitting this job you don't enjoy and doing something else . . . where you off to next?

rachie said...

hooray for no more staples!!