after conducting extensive research on you, my blawgawdience, i have discovered some interesting findings. 100% of you would like my name tattooed on your bicep, and 37% of you would rather meet a man with a knife in a darkened alley than a spider. 12% of you would even rather meet a ghoul or a violent cougar than a spider (citing polls on right side of blog).
hence, i find the large majority of you to be me-obsessed arachniphobes. it's ok, i'm in the same boat. we're in this together, guys.