3 recipes for the non-and-never-will-be cook

this morning, as i was eating my exceedingly good breakfast, i thought of you, my blawg-awdience. the people of this dark room. the faceless mass of about nine wonderful people who faithfully tune in every once in a while to leave scattered comments and vote on my polls. and i thought to myself, i wish they could eat the wonderful things i eat. now, i know what you're thinking. you're thinking, suzy can't cook. suzy has never been a cook. what is she eating that i'm not eating? well my friends. you don't need to be a cook to eat good things. all you need is some food and some peanut butter.
so, bloggerz, here are some recipes i like to call good. here i go, getting all martha stewart...
1. peanut butter wrap
ingredients:
1 wrap
lots of peanut butter
directions:
liberally apply peanut butter all over the face of the wrap. throw it in the microwave till it's a melty, gooey mess. fold the wrap in half. voila. peanut butter wrap. maahhhhvalous.
2. peanut butter porrage
ingredients:
porrage
lots of peanut butter
directions:
add some water to some porrage and heat it up till the water's all gone and the porrage is about right. however you like it. add like, 2 whole tablespoons of peanut butter. it'll melt into a melty, gooey mess. eat it like that. mmmm-mmmmm.
3. peanut butter bannana
ingredients:
bannana
lots of peanut butter
chocolate chips (optional)
directions:
cut a bannana in half, lengthwise. add lots of peanut butter all over it. add lots of chocolate chips in the peanut butter. heat it in the microwave til it's a melty, gooey mess. sooo good!
you're welcome.