origins

i had nothing to blog about on friday. so i added an origins page. i couldn't help but glance around the dark room and notice everyone else had one.
and i need need need to be in with what's happening in the dark room.
http://itwalkedonmypillow.blogspot.com/p/origins.html

ch-ch-ch-changes

i made a new banner for my blog. because:

a) i wanted to.

now that it's all snazzy, you maybe will enjoy your visit more. maybe you'll even leave a comment. in this crazy dark room called the "blog", comments are like hugs.

so, if you're smelly or have lice, please don't leave a comment.

you, diagnosed

after conducting extensive research on you, my blawgawdience, i have discovered some interesting findings. 100% of you would like my name tattooed on your bicep, and 37% of you would rather meet a man with a knife in a darkened alley than a spider. 12% of you would even rather meet a ghoul or a violent cougar than a spider (citing polls on right side of blog).
hence, i find the large majority of you to be me-obsessed arachniphobes. it's ok, i'm in the same boat. we're in this together, guys.

people of the dark room

so i fixed it, so you can comment even if you don't have an account. so you can comment now. lots. all the time. i'm a robot, and i run on comments. feed me.