i'm on an island, and it's awfully warm; i'm going to get a sunburn.
the sand is hot, and the sky is blue, and the water is infested with sharks and stingrays, and that's the way i like it.
barclay is here, and some of my best friends, and seth rogen.
there is a palm tree growing out of my leg.
buzzer. what. 4:00. snooze.
buzzer. ugh. 4:05. snooze.
i could cry. seth rogen is playing with the sharks. there is a palm tree growing out of my leg.
buzzer. 4:10 am.
i touch my leg.
the palm tree is gone,
stupid alarm clock.