winning prestigious awards is a great way to start off mother's day

i just got an email that says i won the tobacco award and please to send my address to this strange email so i can collect my reward.
word cannot express how excited i am to have won the tobacco award.
i bow. i curtsey. i gloat. i shimmer, and sparkle.
sometimes, i love junk mail. and the fact that they have obviously begun using random word generators.