the case of the phantom capital "S" Smell

today i was walking through our kitchen and Smell hit me like a brick wall.
BOOM.
SMELL.
yuck.
it smelled like rotten eggs.
i looked in the fridge, in the garbage, behind the counters, in the sink.
but the phantom Smell was nowhere except in my nostrils.
so anyways. when i found the Smell i felt like an idiot.
and i'll tell you what it was. but i first have to say this:
please don't judge me, i know it's been a while since easter, i just reallyreally liked the eggs we decorated this year and they looked so cute in a bowl on the counter.
oh but they stank.
let me tell you.
that was maybe why the Smell smelled like rotten eggs.
so i threw them away and went thrifting.
i bought a pretty lacy dress, a sundress, a dress shirt, some earrings, a cardigan, a sweater, a scarf, and a skirt.
for 24 bucks.
and when barclay comes home, he's going to be just thrilled that i have more clothes!
ahem.