Tuesday, March 9, 2010

t[hursday]-pain

ever have one of those days where you're just going along, just standing there, doing normal things, when suddenly your gums become crazy inflamed and your cheeks hurt and you get sick to your stomache and have to sit down and your head feels like it's going to just roll off your shoulders and your knee gets a sharp pain -- like, i mean a really, really sharp pain -- and then it all passes and you stand up again and feel quite fine except your gums are kind of throbbing and later when you go to brush your teeth your toothbrush feels as though it may be made out of that steel wool stuff you use to wash lasagne pans?
i had one of those days last thursday.
and my gums STILL hurt.
diagnose me.

7 comments:

Alpha Monkey said...

pregnant?

Mich said...

i'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this - but you're going to die.


Guaranteed.

Renee said...

It sounds like you had an allergic reaction to something. Did you eat something different than usual?

Alpha Monkey said...

...or parasites. Parasites are my goto answer for strange bodily goings-on.

elena (a.k.a. suzy) said...

pregnant, parasitic & perishing. this is not the way i always dreamt my first year of marriage would go.
rats.

Heinrichs said...

Probably just rusty gums.

Anonymous said...

its the homesickness for alyssa disease, can only be cured by a trip to ab! do it! cuz may is not coming quick enough..