beach blonde

there are blondes out there that ruin it for the rest of us. i saw one at the beach yesterday. she laid out her beach towel, smiled appreciatively at the clear blue sky, and then noticed the seagulls swooping above our heads. she turned to her boyfriend to point them out, and uttered these words: "OOoooOOOOH, look! Eagles!"

i tried my best to keep my "are you kidding me" face hidden in the folds of my beach towel.