yesterday at church i noticed a little girl in her father's arms staring at me. her eyes were growing bigger and bigger, and when i smiled at her, she immediately burrowed into her father's neck, whispering excitedly into his ear. he turned to me and explained that his daughter thought i was a princess. i felt pretty cool.
after the service, a guy i've never met before came up to me and told me that i looked like a banana.
pride goes before the fall.