Monday, September 1, 2008

jailbreak

today is the first day of the rest of your life. it is also the first day of september. and, it is labor day. which just means that everyone and their dog and their dog's fleas get to take a day off while i go to work. [overjoy]
in other news, there was a jailbreak last week and five murderers broke out of the prison not too far away from my house. they are considered armed and dangerous--don't tell my mother. not like i think i'm special enough to be murdered for no reason. though i do think if my manager at staples had the chance, he would probably hire one of the armed and dangerous escapees to murder me for the reason that he doesn't like me very much.

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