i saw the most brilliant display of facial hair today. it was absolutely disgusting. it was a moustache...a long moustache...and the man had gel in it...and it stuck out approximately 5 inches on EACH side of his face. like, you could see it from behind, poking out.
and he wasn't even kidding. i think he liked it.
wow, on tv, there is a man in leopard print underwear wrestling an alligator.
who is stupider? the man with the moustache or the man with the alligator? i doubt either has a wife.