Friday, June 6, 2008

you just shouldn't eat fire

yesterday, i saw a man eating burning embers--while they were still burning. and i thought to myself, "he probably shouldn't be doing that." think of what THAT would do to your digestive system. does this guy even have tonsils anymore? taste buds? brain cells? (obviously not). what if his stomache burst into flames? pretty sure there's no recovering from that.
THEN this girl body slammed me as i was walking down the street yesterday, and now my arm hurts.
this is a dark place.

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