i just completely KILLED my finger between my desk and my chair and need a lot of sympathy. i heard a crack, and the sounds of migonstrous swelling and imminent death.
my finger is going to swell, bigger than an unshorn sheep, and then it's going to turn black and fall off, and take the rest of my body with it.
and i really hate it when that happens.
on a lighter note, look what i found in my coffee!