my punishment for the time i prank called my best friend in grade 8 and made her cry

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"hey, do you do deliveries?"
"um...what...do you...want...delivered...?"
"well, some baptisms, if i could."
"matt. you suck."
*click*

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"hi! i'm your new neighbor! what time is bingo tonight?"
"hi marty."
"rats."

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"oh, hi, this is claude from staples. just calling to see if you got your order and everything was there."
"oh...well i actually don't think we ordered anything."
"but we were just there. we dropped something off."
"oh..well, nope, nothin came here from staples."
"i'm sure it did."
"well i can check.......nope. nothing came here from staples today. i'm pretty sure we didn't place an order this week."
"can you check again?"
pause. snicker.
"pastor bill, is that you?"
*click*

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"'allo, der. muh nam 'ees feenchenso. 'ew sound 'ot."
"barclay, stop it with the prank calls."
"oh, you think i'm funny-"
*click*

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"hello, there. i'd like to order a baptism. to go please."
"hi, marty."
"rats."

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"'ello ba-bay!"
"BARCLAY!"

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"is your refridgerator running?"
"oh, come on...is this dale?"
"mmmmaybe...."
*click*

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"hi, i'm new in town and i'm looking for a church with a smokin hot receptionist."
"BARCLAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!"

"hillsdale baptist church, this is elena."
"GOO-OOOOOLDEN FI-ISH!"
"hi, marty."
"rats."