staples is a lamewad business for which i have no love in my heart. today i woke up sick. my tummy hurt, my head felt like it was full of little bombs that kept going off every time i moved, my brain didn't even get around to turning on. the flu....
first thought: "back to bed!"
minor problem: "work at staples!"
what to do?
call in sick!
so i did.
my manager. i explained my situation. he told me to come to work anyways.
i said, "if i throw up on a customer, can i go home?"
he said, "i'll see you in a bit"
so i went to work, almost died.
i need to go to sleep.